She Dumped Me!

*sniff* Y'know how it is, she said she wanted to see the lake, there were plenty more mayflies hovering over the stream, and neither of us were getting any younger, this may be her last chance, she didn't want to be tied down into a serious relationship, and all that - huh, women, man, they get what they want and then they break your heart....

...can anyone teach me how to play country songs?